What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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