- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

A midget walked under a bar.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

get in the car.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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