A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

homosexuals are gay

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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