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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

homosexuals are gay

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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