- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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