- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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