Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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