Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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