- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Your mom

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Without geometry life would be pointless

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Please Rape William Wright

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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