Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Women's rights

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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