Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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heat!

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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