- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

heat!

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What do you call two dog? dogs

What does water smell like? water.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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