An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

tommy is retared

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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