What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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