How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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