What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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JUST KIDDING^

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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