- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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