- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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