- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Christianity.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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