- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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