- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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