- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Your Mother

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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