- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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