- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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