Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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I Have a Black Friend

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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The WNBA

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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