What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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