Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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