--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Thats what she said

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Where's the soap?

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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