What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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I <3 Hitler

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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