Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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