- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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