- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Women's professional sports

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

AIDS

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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