- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What's big and long? My dick.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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