Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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have safe sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Bark I'm a tree

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rarw

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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