You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Replacement Referees

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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