Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

kushagra tyagi

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Chuck norris

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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