A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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You're a frog

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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