- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

I grunt when I poop.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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