- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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