- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

u suck

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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