- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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