Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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