Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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