Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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