- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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