- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kennah campion... being nice

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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