What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Y u do dis?

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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