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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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