- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dusters blow stuff.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

there once was a black man who played basketball

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Neither did she.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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