- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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