- Anti Joke

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Once upon a time, The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer