- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A person from Singapore eats

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Nickelback

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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